Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I love my job

So for those of you who don't know, I work for a radio station. I sell advertising and "help businesses grow." I have some really great clients, but I have to admit that my all time favorite is Durex.

Basically Durex gives me a thosand dollars a month (which I get a percentage of) and I do whatever the heck I want with just about all the condoms and lube you can imagine. At ever opportunity, I am passing out condoms at club nights, bars, concerts, parties and just about anything else you can think of. I had no idea Durex products were so great! There's the original "Love" condom (pretty vanilla), the Extra Sensitive thin condom, the Peformax condom that helps him go longer, the Her Pleasure with ribs in the right area, the mutual pleasure with ribs all over, and everyone's favorite, the Extra Large. Yup, I've got them all. So whether you're having vaginal sex, anal sex or just plain and simple safer sex, I've got the product for you.

I love Durex. They're my favorite client.

1 comment:

monica said...

Haha, I've been there and I don't think I picked my jaw back up until after we left. Holy cow, we really didn't want to discuss the finer points of this condom vs. that at the moment. LOL.